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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:45
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
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Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
This Week In Space podcast: Episode 163 — The Trials of Starship - Space
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!